lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
true fuckin story
Especially the last one jesus tits.
Also writers and artists.
same with designers, graphic designers, and visual artists bc ive seen this shit too often
a hobby a lot of shitty parents seem to share is being absent/neglectful and/or abusive in multiple other ways for most of their child’s childhood only to come slinking back once they’re older and play a buddy role as if nothing happened. and like they didn’t ruin so many things for that child….
Unless an artist is offering free art, do not ask for free art.
Especially if they have commissions open like dude that is extremely rude.
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
when ur friend got big gossip and u gotta prepare yourself
best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.
i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.
this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY
they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires
yeah but they’re quieter that way
How gay sex works.